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team-machine:

Deadool v3 #20

You really want to sleep over at Spider-Man’s place, don’t you, Deadpool?

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narcotic:

A driver who was high on cocaine destroyed an entire cornfield in an attempt to escape from the police. Four police cars were destroyed before the 35-year-old crashed into a ditch and was arrested, near the village of Dussen in the south of the Netherlands.

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archivemclurkmore:

unsettling-presence:

best HS cosplay I’ve seen :thumbsup:

((I would wear that robotic arm EVERYWHERE.))

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unsettling-presence:

inspiring-illustration:

Dean Holdeen

rinlockhart:

quantumeagle:

Abandoned Tumblr (idea sort of came from here)

YES.

yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

• making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
• changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
• a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In its early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

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sociallyunacceptableart:

dat fivethousandandfiftyfourpack

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malformalady:

Frozen spider

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rinlockhart:

technology you scare me

monosketch:

paaaaaaawnce! <3

Part of my art trade with stridork.

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